[Iowa-dx] Clinton, Gore & Bush

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>From :  Charles H Nadler <nadler7@msn.com>
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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for
some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to
visit the men's room, where they found a strange-looking gent
in a uniform, sitting on a plush red chair at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check
out our newest feature, a moral truth mirror that, if you look into
it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your
most fond wish."

But, be warned:  "If you say something FALSE, you will be sucked
into the mirror, to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men grinned at each other and quickly entered.  Upon
finding the mirror first, Bill  Clinton stepped up and said, "I think
I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly found the
keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore next stepped up and he said, "I think I'm the most aware
of the environmental problems the world faces of any of us
three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money
bags to fund his next presidential campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, "Boy"
George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and
he was promptly sucked into the mirror before he could say
another word.

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