[Iowa-dx] "Atturnee General Tah Go Qauaile Huntin' "

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>From :  Jim Quigley <jquigley@avalon.net>
Reply-To :  jctalk@yahoogroups.com
Sent :  Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:13 PM
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Subject :  [jctalk] Humor: Cheney to take Gonzales "hunting"

Cheney to take Gonzales "hunting"

Written by John Andreini
Story written: 16 May 2007

"Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run..."

In what is interpreted by many as the curtain call for Alberto
Gonzales, the AG has been invited to go quail hunting with Vice
President Dick Cheney this month.

The VP's office denies rumors that Gonzales will be 'retired' during
the hunting excursion, but it did hint at the possibility that
someone in the party would not return to his position. "Look," said a
source from Cheney's staff. "The VP is a terrible shot. Everyone in
the party is in mortal danger, not just Mr. Gonzales. However, the
Attorney General has many quail-like characteristics that may put him
at particular risk."

For his part, Mr. Gonzales issued a statement saying he was honored
to be invited by Mr. Cheney. "I am flattered that the Vice President
asked me to go hunting with him. I know I can learn a lot from an
experienced hunter like him. He even sent me a little quail hat in
honor of the event, which I will proudly wear during our outing."

Cheney's office announced that this year the VP would be hunting
quail with an M-240 military machine gun that fires 200-600 rounds
per minute. "We want the VP to have every advantage in the field. He
doesn't have to be a crack shot with this weapon."

Several medical field units will be stationed near the hunting sight.


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

---
Jim Quigley; 915 Pepper Dr., Iowa City, IA 52240-2210 phone:319-338-4958
<mailto:jquigley@avalon.net> or <mailto:james_john_quigley@yahoo.com>
"In war-time the word patriotism means suppression of truth." --
Siegfried Sassoon

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