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I copied the following when I lived in the Boise Idaho area, and I am
editing it herewith to change it somewhat:

GEORGE BUSH'S RESUME
by unknown 2002? - edited by Libris Fidelis 2007

GOERGE W. BUSH
The Whitehouse, USA

RESUME

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I was in the Air National Guard and was promoted to 1st Lieutenant
without qualifying to fly my plane as a combat pilot, then went AWOL
for one year because of my cocaine bust by a stupid unpatriotic
Texas highway patrolman.
I ran for congress and lost.
I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
In addition to the four gift world oil companies my father arranged for
me
to receive from his friends and which all went bankrupt and had to be
liquidated and the employees laid off, I also bought an oil company but
couldn't find any oil in Texas, and the company went bankrupt shortly
after I sold all of my stock in it.
My father arranged for me to buy into the Texas Rangers baseball team as
a
partner in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. My
biggest move as a baseball man (some called me a "kid"): I traded
Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox!
With my father's help (and his name and covering over my cocaine arrest
and
Air National Guard AWOL record) I was "elected" Governor of Texas!

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
I changed pollution laws to make them more fair for the power and oil
companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the USA.
I replace Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in our
USA... see how profitable we've become? That smog is our success!
I cut taxes so government could not function to serve the people and
bankrupted Texas government so they would have to sell tax-excempt
bonds to the rich to keep operatin', and financed the government by
arranging to borrow from rich foreign Middle Eastern potentates and
others I know to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most convict executions of any Governor in
history... it's law east AND west of the Pecos to me!
I became US President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000
votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the U.S. Supreme
Court, who are also my best friends now!

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT

Well, I didn't have anything to do with it, but while I was US president,
all of my military records in Saint Louis disappeared! Even though
no US citizen or government official has the power and authority to
remove military records from the archives, there isn't much to find in
my files, I don't know what happened to 'em! Imagine that!
I told the world to go to hell because it wouldn't help me to attack
Iraq, and I showed the UN who owns the UN, boy didn't I?
Even though the UN said it was illegal to attack Iraq, I went ahead
and did it anyway in violation of seven international laws and
treaties, and, I also attacked and took over Afghanistan as well,
just to show I could!
I spent the US surplus into US bankruptcy and emptied the treasury and
social security funds to show Bill Clinton he could not prevent the
rich from buying tax exempt treasury notes that fund our national
debt -- that's the real reason our party staged the Monica Lewinsky
scam, because Clinton was making our nation be self-sufficient and
taking away the tax exempt bonds and notes from the rich!
I thus also shattered the record for our nation's biggest annual deficit
in history! I made lots of money off of that one, try and find out
how I did it and where my payoff went... nya nya nya nya nya nyaaaa...
I set an economic record for the most private bankruptcies filed in any
twelve month period.. I literally cleared those deadbeats out of here!
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop of the stock market in
history! Wow, and I did that!
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner, it
was so easy! I just picked up this presidential pen here, and....
I'm the first US President in US history to enter office with a criminal
record, and you can't do a thing about it nya nya nya nya nya nyaaaa...
In my first year of office I set the all-time record for the most days on
vacation by any US president in US history, and that doesn't even take
into account the Rumsfeld is actually runnin' the White House even
when I'm there... that's why he's got three times more staff than I do!
After taking the entire month of August 2001 off for vacation, I presided
over the worst US security failure in US history... that is, after I
finished reading that story book to the school child and said good bye
to her.
I set the record for the most campaign fundraising trips than any other
US president in US history, and boy, did you know that Air Force One
really costs a lot when I do that? Wow!
In my first two years in office over 2 million slacker US citizens gave
up their unnecessary featherbedding jobs so we can improve USA's
competitiveness.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work US citizens than any
other US president in US history... to keep those slackers looking for
work!
I set the all-time record for the most foreclosures in a twelve-month
period.
I appointed more convicted white collar criminals to administration
positions than any other US president in US history... good fellas
all of 'em!
I set the record for the least amount of news conferences than any US
president since the advent of television... my private affairs are
none of your damn business, stay out of the way I run my country!
I signed more laws and executive orders to change the way I have to
follow the Constitution than any other US president in US history,
and Congress agreed!
I presided over the biggest electrical power and fossil fuel energy
crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was
revealed as the cause.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
use the national reserves as past presidents have... gotta save those
reserves to sell to foreign countries when oil runs out you know!
When I couldn't eliminate the Veterans Administration so I could put
veterans on Social Security and Medicare,so I renamed it to the
Department of Veterans Affairs, cut its funding, and cut healthcare
benefits for war veterans right as I sent them off to war! Now they
can't say I took anything away from them when they never had any, can
they?
I set the all-time record for the most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (gosh, it couldn't
have really been 15 million people, could they? I thought everybody
loves me... and look, I can wiggle my ears... aint that cute?) It
did? It shattered the record for protest against any person in the
history of mankind? I did that? Wow... heh heh!
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history, and a whole lot of 'em come from boards of directors of
major oil companies.. and hey... the poorest of my
multi-millionaires, Condoleza Rice, even has a Chevron oil tanker
ship named after her... guess who's board she works for?
I am the first US president in US history to have all 50 states of the
union go bankrupt simultaneously.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
in any country in the history of the world... and that's in the
wor-r-r-r-r-rld!
I am the first US president in US history to order a unilateral attack
in peacetime and the military occupation of a sovereign non-warring
nation, and I did it against the admonishments of the UN and the
world community... think you're big enough to stop me? Make my day!
I created the largest government departmental bureaucracy in the
history of the United States so we can make government be smaller
and more efficient! Guess what it does? I see everything you all
do... so don't even guess!
I set the all-time record for the biggest annual budget spending
increases ever made, more than any other president in US history!
I am the first US president in US history to be the cause of the
United Nations removing the US from the human rights commission!
Who cares, we don't have time for that stuff!
I am also the first US president in US history to preside over our
nation's being removed by the United Nations from its elections
monitoring board... well, I'm too busy arranging for my next
election with Diebold to worry about fantasies about Democracy,
that's for the little people to dream about.
I removed more checks and balances to make government easier to run,
and have the least amount of Congressional oversight than any
US presidential administration in US history, because I am the
decider!
I did more to render the United Nations to being irrelevant than
even Nixon and Reagan did together!
I widrew our USA from the World Court of Law because we are a
nation of laws and we don't need their laws and morality, we
do just as the Romans did... when in another country, we do as we
do, not as the World Court says we should do!
I refused to allow inspectors from the International Red Cross to
have access to US prisoners of war and by default I no longer
abide by those stupid Geneva Conventions that we signed in to!
I am the first US president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors during the 2002 US elections, those snoops!
I am the all-time US --and world-- record holder for the most
corporate campaign donations. My biggest lifetime campaign
contributor, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one
of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history, he's
my buddy Keneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation.
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any US president in
US history, gotta know people are gonna do what they're suppost ta do!
I am the first US president to run and hide under the kitchen sink when
our USA came under attack (and don't say I lied by saying the enemy
had the code to Air Force One, it was true, even Saddam Hussein knew!)
I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government from
the White House, just as secret as the National Security Agency!
I took the world's largely sympathetic empathy for our USA after 9/11
and, in less than a year, made our USA the most resented country in
the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
history!) But it's still good copy in the news, remember 9/11 ya'all!
I, utilizing a policy I fondly call "disengagement", created the most
hostile and inhumanly unfair Isreali-Palestinian relations that region
has ever had in at least 30 years! But we'll win, I assure you that!
I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the greatest threat to world
peace and stability that has ever existed, and I haven't even dealt
with Iran and China yet! Oh sit back down Russia, you ain't shit!
I am the first US presdident in history to have the people of South
Korea more threatened by our USA than by their immediate neighbor,
North Korea.
I changed the US policy to now allow convicted criminals, particularly
white collar criminals who are my friends, be awarded government
contracts.
I set all-time records for the number of administration appointees who
violated US laws by not selling huge investments in corporations
bidding for government contracts... also and too.
I failed to fulfill my pledge to get my family's friend Osama bin Laden
'dead or alive'... I betchya I know where he is though! Sh-h-h-h-h-h!
I failed to capture the Anthrax Killer who tried to murder the leaders
our country at the United States Capitol Building. After eighteen
months I still have no clue... I'm clueless... I have zero leads and
zero suspects, but I'm doing better than Clinton did with Osama!
In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks, I have very successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure
of our United States' history... we got a lot of secrets to keep
Al Qaeda from finding out if we tell anybody ya know!
I removed more civil rights, freedoms and civil guarantees for US
citizens and foreigners in our country than any other GROUP of US
presidents combined in US history!
In a little over two years, I created a totally divided country such
as our nation has never seen before, even more divided than at the
time of the Civil War when my relatives went carpet baggin' down
south to earn their first fortune as Reconstruction officers, doin'
what Halliburton is doing now in Iraq and New Orleans by puttin'
some of that underused Reconstruction money into our family business
to see how we can spend some of it... a little bit of it for US
Reconstruction... a little bit of it for us, a little bit for US,
a little bit for us... a little bit for US, a little bit for us...
we always knew how to take good care of our funding!
I entered the office of US president with the strongest economy in
USA's history and in less than two years, like Hoo-deenie... I
turned every single economic category heading straight down to the
bottom where we can... or someone can after I'm gone... start all
over again.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have several convictions for drunk driving, although the one in
Maine is the only one still standing in the records, my Texas
driving record was expunged by someone in state government when I
became Governor, but I really don't know anything about how that
happened, and that vicious rumor is not available to be checked so
it probably did not happen!
I was AWOL from the Air National Guard and deserted my duties in the
military during the time of war in Viet Nam, but all of those
records disappeared when I became President and I don't know how
you can verify anything during that time, I got an Honorable
Discharge though, so I must have been a good boy, huh?
I refuse and always have refused to take a drug test, especially when
my superiors at the Air National Guard ordered me to come back from
my being AWOL after my cocaine arrest in Houston, Texas, and I further
still refuse to answer any questions about my prior drug use.
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas have been spirited away
by the demons to my father's library, and sealed there in secrecy
and are unavailable for public view or research until we figure out
what do do to them or with them. Hey, that's private!
All records of my Securities and Exchange Commission investigations
into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy
and are unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings that I or my President-of-Vice
Dick Cheney have attended regarding public energy policy and war
matters are sealed away in secrecy and unavailable for public view..
that's private information, keep you damn skunky noses out of my
private affairs!

PERSONAL REFERENCES:
Well, for personal references, you can please speak to my Dad or to
Uncle Jamie Baker. They might be reached if at all in their offices
at the Carlyle Group, where they are helping to divide up the spoils
of the Iran-Iraq, Desert Storm and US-Iraq war and take some time to
plan for the next one in Iran.

Original pre-edited article is by Idaho Indymedia Center
http://idaho.indymedia.org/news/2003/07/3209.php

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<DIV><BR>I copied the following when I lived in the Boise Idaho area, and I=
 am <BR>editing it herewith to change it somewhat: <BR><BR>GEORGE BUSH'S RE=
SUME <BR>by unknown 2002? - edited by Libris Fidelis 2007 <BR><BR>GOERGE W.=
 BUSH <BR>The Whitehouse, USA <BR><BR>RESUME <BR><BR>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: =
<BR>I was in the Air National Guard and was promoted to 1st Lieutenant <BR>=
without qualifying to fly my plane as a combat pilot, then went AWOL <BR>fo=
r one year because of my cocaine bust by a stupid unpatriotic <BR>Texas hig=
hway patrolman. <BR>I ran for congress and lost. <BR>I produced a Hollywood=
 slasher B movie. <BR>In addition to the four gift world oil companies my f=
ather arranged for me <BR>to receive from his friends and which all went ba=
nkrupt and had to be <BR>liquidated and the employees laid off, I also boug=
ht an oil company but <BR>couldn't find any oil in Texas, and the company w=
ent bankrupt shortly <BR>after I sold all of my stock in it. <BR>My father =
arranged for me to buy into the Texas Rangers baseball team as a <BR>partne=
r in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. My <BR>biggest =
move as a baseball man (some called me a "kid"): I traded <BR>Sammy Sosa to=
 the Chicago White Sox! <BR>With my father's help (and his name and coverin=
g over my cocaine arrest and <BR>Air National Guard AWOL record) I was "ele=
cted" Governor of Texas! <BR><BR>ACCOMPLISHMENTS: <BR>I changed pollution l=
aws to make them more fair for the power and oil <BR>companies and made Tex=
as the most polluted state in the USA. <BR>I replace Los Angeles with Houst=
on as the most smog-ridden city in our <BR>USA... see how profitable we've =
become? That smog is our success! <BR>I cut taxes so government could not f=
unction to serve the people and <BR>bankrupted Texas government so they wou=
ld have to sell tax-excempt <BR>bonds to the rich to keep operatin', and fi=
nanced the government by <BR>arranging to borrow from rich foreign Middle E=
astern potentates and <BR>others I know to the tune of billions in borrowed=
 money. <BR>I set the record for the most convict executions of any Governo=
r in <BR>history... it's law east AND west of the Pecos to me! <BR>I became=
 US President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 <BR>votes, with=
 the help of my father's appointments to the U.S. Supreme <BR>Court, who ar=
e also my best friends now! <BR><BR>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT <BR><BR>We=
ll, I didn't have anything to do with it, but while I was US president, <BR=
>all of my military records in Saint Louis disappeared! Even though <BR>no =
US citizen or government official has the power and authority to <BR>remove=
 military records from the archives, there isn't much to find in <BR>my fil=
es, I don't know what happened to 'em! Imagine that! <BR>I told the world t=
o go to hell because it wouldn't help me to attack <BR>Iraq, and I showed t=
he UN who owns the UN, boy didn't I? <BR>Even though the UN said it was ill=
egal to attack Iraq, I went ahead <BR>and did it anyway in violation of sev=
en international laws and <BR>treaties, and, I also attacked and took over =
Afghanistan as well, <BR>just to show I could! <BR>I spent the US surplus i=
nto US bankruptcy and emptied the treasury and <BR>social security funds to=
 show Bill Clinton he could not prevent the <BR>rich from buying tax exempt=
 treasury notes that fund our national <BR>debt -- that's the real reason o=
ur party staged the Monica Lewinsky <BR>scam, because Clinton was making ou=
r nation be self-sufficient and <BR>taking away the tax exempt bonds and no=
tes from the rich! <BR>I thus also shattered the record for our nation's bi=
ggest annual deficit <BR>in history! I made lots of money off of that one, =
try and find out <BR>how I did it and where my payoff went... nya nya nya n=
ya nya nyaaaa... <BR>I set an economic record for the most private bankrupt=
cies filed in any <BR>twelve month period.. I literally cleared those deadb=
eats out of here! <BR>I set the all-time record for the biggest drop of the=
 stock market in <BR>history! Wow, and I did that! <BR>I am the first presi=
dent in decades to execute a federal prisoner, it <BR>was so easy! I just p=
icked up this presidential pen here, and.... <BR>I'm the first US President=
 in US history to enter office with a criminal <BR>record, and you can't do=
 a thing about it nya nya nya nya nya nyaaaa... <BR>In my first year of off=
ice I set the all-time record for the most days on <BR>vacation by any US p=
resident in US history, and that doesn't even take <BR>into account the Rum=
sfeld is actually runnin' the White House even <BR>when I'm there... that's=
 why he's got three times more staff than I do! <BR>After taking the entire=
 month of August 2001 off for vacation, I presided <BR>over the worst US se=
curity failure in US history... that is, after I <BR>finished reading that =
story book to the school child and said good bye <BR>to her. <BR>I set the =
record for the most campaign fundraising trips than any other <BR>US presid=
ent in US history, and boy, did you know that Air Force One <BR>really cost=
s a lot when I do that? Wow! <BR>In my first two years in office over 2 mil=
lion slacker US citizens gave <BR>up their unnecessary featherbedding jobs =
so we can improve USA's <BR>competitiveness. <BR>I cut unemployment benefit=
s for more out of work US citizens than any <BR>other US president in US hi=
story... to keep those slackers looking for <BR>work! <BR>I set the all-tim=
e record for the most foreclosures in a twelve-month <BR>period. <BR>I appo=
inted more convicted white collar criminals to administration <BR>positions=
 than any other US president in US history... good fellas <BR>all of 'em! <=
BR>I set the record for the least amount of news conferences than any US <B=
R>president since the advent of television... my private affairs are <BR>no=
ne of your damn business, stay out of the way I run my country! <BR>I signe=
d more laws and executive orders to change the way I have to <BR>follow the=
 Constitution than any other US president in US history, <BR>and Congress a=
greed! <BR>I presided over the biggest electrical power and fossil fuel ene=
rgy <BR>crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was <=
BR>revealed as the cause. <BR>I presided over the highest gasoline prices i=
n US history and refused to <BR>use the national reserves as past president=
s have... gotta save those <BR>reserves to sell to foreign countries when o=
il runs out you know! <BR>When I couldn't eliminate the Veterans Administra=
tion so I could put <BR>veterans on Social Security and Medicare,so I renam=
ed it to the <BR>Department of Veterans Affairs, cut its funding, and cut h=
ealthcare <BR>benefits for war veterans right as I sent them off to war! No=
w they <BR>can't say I took anything away from them when they never had any=
, can <BR>they? <BR>I set the all-time record for the most people worldwide=
 to <BR>simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (gosh, it couldn't=
 <BR>have really been 15 million people, could they? I thought everybody <B=
R>loves me... and look, I can wiggle my ears... aint that cute?) It <BR>did=
? It shattered the record for protest against any person in the <BR>history=
 of mankind? I did that? Wow... heh heh! <BR>Members of my cabinet are the =
richest of any administration in US <BR>history, and a whole lot of 'em com=
e from boards of directors of <BR>major oil companies.. and hey... the poor=
est of my <BR>multi-millionaires, Condoleza Rice, even has a Chevron oil ta=
nker <BR>ship named after her... guess who's board she works for? <BR>I am =
the first US president in US history to have all 50 states of the <BR>union=
 go bankrupt simultaneously. <BR>I presided over the biggest corporate stoc=
k market fraud of any market <BR>in any country in the history of the world=
... and that's in the <BR>wor-r-r-r-r-rld! <BR>I am the first US president =
in US history to order a unilateral attack <BR>in peacetime and the militar=
y occupation of a sovereign non-warring <BR>nation, and I did it against th=
e admonishments of the UN and the <BR>world community... think you're big e=
nough to stop me? Make my day! <BR>I created the largest government departm=
ental bureaucracy in the <BR>history of the United States so we can make go=
vernment be smaller <BR>and more efficient! Guess what it does? I see every=
thing you all <BR>do... so don't even guess! <BR>I set the all-time record =
for the biggest annual budget spending <BR>increases ever made, more than a=
ny other president in US history! <BR>I am the first US president in US his=
tory to be the cause of the <BR>United Nations removing the US from the hum=
an rights commission! <BR>Who cares, we don't have time for that stuff! <BR=
>I am also the first US president in US history to preside over our <BR>nat=
ion's being removed by the United Nations from its elections <BR>monitoring=
 board... well, I'm too busy arranging for my next <BR>election with Diebol=
d to worry about fantasies about Democracy, <BR>that's for the little peopl=
e to dream about. <BR>I removed more checks and balances to make government=
 easier to run, <BR>and have the least amount of Congressional oversight th=
an any <BR>US presidential administration in US history, because I am the <=
BR>decider! <BR>I did more to render the United Nations to being irrelevant=
 than <BR>even Nixon and Reagan did together! <BR>I widrew our USA from the=
 World Court of Law because we are a <BR>nation of laws and we don't need t=
heir laws and morality, we <BR>do just as the Romans did... when in another=
 country, we do as we <BR>do, not as the World Court says we should do! <BR=
>I refused to allow inspectors from the International Red Cross to <BR>have=
 access to US prisoners of war and by default I no longer <BR>abide by thos=
e stupid Geneva Conventions that we signed in to! <BR>I am the first US pre=
sident in US history to refuse United Nations <BR>election inspectors durin=
g the 2002 US elections, those snoops! <BR>I am the all-time US --and world=
-- record holder for the most <BR>corporate campaign donations. My biggest =
lifetime campaign <BR>contributor, who is also one of my best friends, pres=
ided over one <BR>of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world histo=
ry, he's <BR>my buddy Keneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation. <BR>I sp=
ent more money on polls and focus groups than any US president in <BR>US hi=
story, gotta know people are gonna do what they're suppost ta do! <BR>I am =
the first US president to run and hide under the kitchen sink when <BR>our =
USA came under attack (and don't say I lied by saying the enemy <BR>had the=
 code to Air Force One, it was true, even Saddam Hussein knew!) <BR>I am th=
e first US president to establish a secret shadow government from <BR>the W=
hite House, just as secret as the National Security Agency! <BR>I took the =
world's largely sympathetic empathy for our USA after 9/11 <BR>and, in less=
 than a year, made our USA the most resented country in <BR>the world (poss=
ibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world <BR>history!) But it's =
still good copy in the news, remember 9/11 ya'all! <BR>I, utilizing a polic=
y I fondly call "disengagement", created the most <BR>hostile and inhumanly=
 unfair Isreali-Palestinian relations that region <BR>has ever had in at le=
ast 30 years! But we'll win, I assure you that! <BR>I am the first US presi=
dent in history to have a majority of the people <BR>of Europe (71%) view m=
y presidency as the greatest threat to world <BR>peace and stability that h=
as ever existed, and I haven't even dealt <BR>with Iran and China yet! Oh s=
it back down Russia, you ain't shit! <BR>I am the first US presdident in hi=
story to have the people of South <BR>Korea more threatened by our USA than=
 by their immediate neighbor, <BR>North Korea. <BR>I changed the US policy =
to now allow convicted criminals, particularly <BR>white collar criminals w=
ho are my friends, be awarded government <BR>contracts. <BR>I set all-time =
records for the number of administration appointees who <BR>violated US law=
s by not selling huge investments in corporations <BR>bidding for governmen=
t contracts... also and too. <BR>I failed to fulfill my pledge to get my fa=
mily's friend Osama bin Laden <BR>'dead or alive'... I betchya I know where=
 he is though! Sh-h-h-h-h-h! <BR>I failed to capture the Anthrax Killer who=
 tried to murder the leaders <BR>our country at the United States Capitol B=
uilding. After eighteen <BR>months I still have no clue... I'm clueless... =
I have zero leads and <BR>zero suspects, but I'm doing better than Clinton =
did with Osama! <BR>In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks, I have ver=
y successfully <BR>prevented any public investigation into the biggest secu=
rity failure <BR>of our United States' history... we got a lot of secrets t=
o keep <BR>Al Qaeda from finding out if we tell anybody ya know! <BR>I remo=
ved more civil rights, freedoms and civil guarantees for US <BR>citizens an=
d foreigners in our country than any other GROUP of US <BR>presidents combi=
ned in US history! <BR>In a little over two years, I created a totally divi=
ded country such <BR>as our nation has never seen before, even more divided=
 than at the <BR>time of the Civil War when my relatives went carpet baggin=
' down <BR>south to earn their first fortune as Reconstruction officers, do=
in' <BR>what Halliburton is doing now in Iraq and New Orleans by puttin' <B=
R>some of that underused Reconstruction money into our family business <BR>=
to see how we can spend some of it... a little bit of it for US <BR>Reconst=
ruction... a little bit of it for us, a little bit for US, <BR>a little bit=
 for us... a little bit for US, a little bit for us... <BR>we always knew h=
ow to take good care of our funding! <BR>I entered the office of US preside=
nt with the strongest economy in <BR>USA's history and in less than two yea=
rs, like Hoo-deenie... I <BR>turned every single economic category heading =
straight down to the <BR>bottom where we can... or someone can after I'm go=
ne... start all <BR>over again. <BR><BR>RECORDS AND REFERENCES: <BR>I have =
several convictions for drunk driving, although the one in <BR>Maine is the=
 only one still standing in the records, my Texas <BR>driving record was ex=
punged by someone in state government when I <BR>became Governor, but I rea=
lly don't know anything about how that <BR>happened, and that vicious rumor=
 is not available to be checked so <BR>it probably did not happen! <BR>I wa=
s AWOL from the Air National Guard and deserted my duties in the <BR>milita=
ry during the time of war in Viet Nam, but all of those <BR>records disappe=
ared when I became President and I don't know how <BR>you can verify anythi=
ng during that time, I got an Honorable <BR>Discharge though, so I must hav=
e been a good boy, huh? <BR>I refuse and always have refused to take a drug=
 test, especially when <BR>my superiors at the Air National Guard ordered m=
e to come back from <BR>my being AWOL after my cocaine arrest in Houston, T=
exas, and I further <BR>still refuse to answer any questions about my prior=
 drug use. <BR>All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas have been spir=
ited away <BR>by the demons to my father's library, and sealed there in sec=
recy <BR>and are unavailable for public view or research until we figure ou=
t <BR>what do do to them or with them. Hey, that's private! <BR>All records=
 of my Securities and Exchange Commission investigations <BR>into my inside=
r trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy <BR>and are unavailab=
le for public view. <BR>Any records or minutes from meetings that I or my P=
resident-of-Vice <BR>Dick Cheney have attended regarding public energy poli=
cy and war <BR>matters are sealed away in secrecy and unavailable for publi=
c view.. <BR>that's private information, keep you damn skunky noses out of =
my <BR>private affairs! <BR><BR>PERSONAL REFERENCES: <BR>Well, for personal=
 references, you can please speak to my Dad or to <BR>Uncle Jamie Baker. Th=
ey might be reached if at all in their offices <BR>at the Carlyle Group, wh=
ere they are helping to divide up the spoils <BR>of the Iran-Iraq, Desert S=
torm and US-Iraq war and take some time to <BR>plan for the next one in Ira=
n. <BR><BR>Original pre-edited article is by Idaho Indymedia Center <BR>htt=
p://idaho.indymedia.org/news/2003/07/3209.php <BR></DIV><BR>

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