[Iowa-dx] FW: green joke

[Hart, Holly J]

George W. Bush is out jogging one morning, and notices a little boy on
the corner with a box. Curious, he jogs over to the child and asks,
"What's in the box, kid?"

The little boy says, "Brand new kittens."

George W. asks, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," the boy says.

"Heh, heh, that's cute," George W. says and he runs off.

A couple of days later George is walking down the street with the
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi and
he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. George W. says to Nancy,
"You gotta check this out" and they walk over to the boy with the
box. George W. says, "Look in the box, Nancy, aren't they cute? Hey kid,
tell my friend what kind of kittens
they are.  heh heh."

The boy replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!", George W. says, "I came by here the other day and you said
they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now"

Nancy and George W. walk away, Nancy laughing, George pouting.

A couple of weeks later Nancy is walking down the street with the
Democratic Party presidential nominee and spots the little boy with his
box of kittens and a sign.  "Check this out," she says, and they walk
over to the little boy.  "So, I see it's time for the kittens to go out
on their own, eh?  Tell my friend here what kind of kittens they are."

The boy replies, "They're Greens."

"But, but... you said the other day they were Democrats!  What happened?"

"Now they're off the tit.  Would you like one?"

Katey Culver
GPTN