[Iowa-dx] George W Bush Presidential Library (spoof)

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:14:04 -0500

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It is probable that many of you have seen the following spoof on the =
Bush Library, but for those who haven't....

Kelley

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The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.  =
Please consider a contribution to our President's new library, which =
will be located in Crawford, Texas, and also in a satellite facility in =
the Green Zone in Baghdad.  The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you won't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one will be able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room', which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, you will get to =
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Compassionate Conservatism Room, which charges a separate admission =
fee and is actually a chute leading down to the Guantanamo Bay room.

The Water Boarding Demonstration Room, which doesn't meet the definition =
of torture.

The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.  (I might =
add that they also sell a State Secret Privilege that will ensure that =
you never have to defend your misdeeds in court.)

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with =
shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Alaska Wildlife Room, which is currently closed for oil exploration.

The No Child Left Behind Room, where you and your children are =
pre-tested, then tested, and afterward post-tested in an endless cycle.

Adjacent to that the Mission to Mars Room, where - as you would expect - =
no child is left behind.

The Decider Room complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, =
dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the =
President's accomplishments.

Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros

PS: Your User ID is now listed with Homeland Security. Feel better?

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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>It is probable that many of you have =
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following spoof on the Bush Library, but for those who =
haven't....</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Kelley</FONT></DIV>
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<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The George W Bush Presidential Library is now =
in the=20
planning stages.&nbsp; Please consider a contribution to our =
President=92s new=20
library, which will be located in Crawford, Texas, and also in a =
satellite=20
facility in the Green Zone in Baghdad.&nbsp; The Library will=20
include:<?xml:namespace prefix =3D o ns =3D=20
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/><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still =
under=20
construction.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won=92t be =
able to=20
remember anything.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you =
won=92t even=20
have to show up.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they =
don=92t let you=20
in.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don=92t let =
you=20
out.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no =
one will=20
be able to find.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The National Debt room which is huge and has no =

ceiling.<o:p></o:p>
<FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The =91Tax Cut=92 Room with entry only to the=20
wealthy.<o:p></o:p>
<FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The =91Economy Room=92, which is in the=20
toilet.<o:p></o:p>
<FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Iraq War Room. After you complete your =
first tour,=20
you will get to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth =

tour.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Compassionate Conservatism Room, which =
charges a=20
separate admission fee and is actually a chute leading down to the =
Guantanamo=20
Bay room.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Water Boarding Demonstration Room, which =
doesn=92t meet=20
the definition of torture.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy =
an=20
election.&nbsp; (I might add that they also sell a State Secret =
Privilege that=20
will ensure that you never have to defend your misdeeds in=20
court.)</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed =
location,=20
complete with shotgun gallery.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Environmental Conservation Room, still=20
empty.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Alaska Wildlife Room, which is currently =
closed for=20
oil exploration.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The No Child Left Behind Room, where you and =
your=20
children are pre-tested, then tested, and afterward post-tested in an =
endless=20
cycle.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">Adjacent to that the Mission to Mars Room, =
where =97 as you=20
would expect =97 no child is left =
behind.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The Decider Room complete with dart board, =
magic 8-ball,=20
Ouija board, dice, coins, and =
straws.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">The museum will have an electron microscope to =
help you=20
locate the President=92s =
accomplishments.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats =97 =
$1000 or 3=20
Euros<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=3DEN style=3D"mso-ansi-language: EN"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
face=3D"Times New Roman">PS: Your User ID is now listed with Homeland =
Security.=20
Feel =
better?</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P></FONT></DIV></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>

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