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Could It Ever Possibly Happen ??? ! ! ! ???

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Subject: [Expose_the_Republicans] Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To
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Date: Fri, 23 May 2008 21:45:53 -0700
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Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To Form Nightmare Ticket

May 21, 2008

Nightmare Ticket

Even without any opponents, the new ticket plans to triple spending on
political ads.

WASHINGTON=97Presidential hopefuls John McCain (R-AZ), Barack Obama (D-IL),
and Hillary Clinton (D-NY) announced Monday their plans to form what many
Beltway observers have already dubbed the "2008 Nightmare Ticket," a
calculated move that political analysts say offers voters the worst of
both worlds.

After nearly a year of verbal attacks and negative campaign ads, the
nominees announced that, for the good of the country, they were willing
to push their differences to the forefront and grant the American people
the ticket they've been dreading all along.

Nightmare Chart

"No other ticket is capable of rallying this nation around a clearer,
more unified message of chaos and hopelessness," the candidates said in
unison from three separate podiums, each adorned with its own American
flag arrangement and personal message. "Together, we will lead this
nation into the future=97a future where absolute deadlock over even the
most minute decisions and total inefficiency on matters of the war, the
economy, and the environment will launch a bold new age of confusion and
social decay. For America, the only choice is [indecipherable]!"

The candidates said they had not yet decided who would fill the offices
of president, vice president, and a new post the nominees are calling
"the middle president." They did, however, confirm that each would choose
his or her own full cabinet, would be able to veto any bills the others
sign into law, and would reserve the right to cast the tie-breaking,
tie-making, and tie-rebreaking votes in the Senate.

Campaign Stop

The candidates on a campaign stop in Kansas.

"This nightmare ticket presents the American people with an unprecedented
lack of opportunity in 2008," Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen
wrote Tuesday. "For just one vote, citizens will get four years of
McCain's brilliant temper, the incredible inexperience of Barack Obama,
and the powerful two-headed monster of Hillary and Bill Clinton."

"It will be very exciting to see what they're capable of destroying, "
Cohen added.

According to campaign managers, the triple ticket will run on a
revolutionary new platform crafted during three highly contentious weeks
in April.

At the top of the platform is a military strategy calling for the phased
withdrawal of .000006 brigades from Iraq and Afghanistan every seven
months over the next 350 years. Universal health care would also be
provided, taken away on McCain's birthday, and then provided again only
to those wealthy enough to afford it. Abortions would be made available
on every other even-numbered Friday from 3:00 to 4:00 p.m. EST to all
women who can prove residency in Alaska or Nevada. And an entirely new
immigration policy will be instituted, sources said, as soon as the
candidates can stand to be in the same room with one another for more
than five minutes.

Aides to Sen. Clinton also confirmed that the trio plans to create two
separate federal governments=97one large and one small=97which would be
instituted within the first 100 days of the Clinton/McCain/Obama White
House or, according to Obama chief strategist David Axelrod, the
Obama/McCain/Clinton White House.

"Getting three political all-stars together like this is a clear
lose-lose-lose situation for everyone involved," NBC correspondent Andrea
Mitchell said. "By themselves, none would have been capable of uniting
the country. But the possibilities of what they could do together to
drive it ever further apart are limitless."

A CBS News/New York Times poll taken after the announcement revealed that
the nightmare ticket has invigorated almost all voters, inspiring blacks,
whites, senior citizens, college graduates, liberals, conservatives, both
blue-collar and white-collar workers, and military veterans alike to
remain at home by the millions this November, exercising their American
right not to vote.

"So now a vote for Clinton is also a vote for McCain and Obama?"
43-year-old West Virginia resident Joe Biller said. "Jesus Christ."

Added Biller. "Looks like I'll be going with
Nader/LaRouche/Sharpton/Ventura/Edwards after all."

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<P class=3Dmeta>May 21, 2008 </P>
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<P>Even without any opponents, the new ticket plans to triple spending on p=
olitical ads.</P></DIV>
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<P>WASHINGTON=97Presidential hopefuls John McCain (R-AZ), Barack Obama (D-I=
L), and Hillary Clinton (D-NY) announced Monday their plans to form what ma=
ny Beltway observers have already dubbed the "2008 Nightmare Ticket," a cal=
culated move that political analysts say offers voters the worst of both wo=
rlds.</P>
<P>After nearly a year of verbal attacks and negative campaign ads, the nom=
inees announced that, for the good of the country, they were willing to pus=
h their differences to the forefront and grant the American people the tick=
et they've been dreading all along. </P>
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ript:void(0);" target=3D_blank onFiltered=3D"javascript:open('http://www.th=
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<P>"No other ticket is capable of rallying this nation around a clearer, mo=
re unified message of chaos and hopelessness," the candidates said in uniso=
n from three separate podiums, each adorned with its own American flag arra=
ngement and personal message. "Together, we will lead this nation into the =
future=97a future where absolute deadlock over even the most minute decisio=
ns and total inefficiency on matters of the war, the economy, and the envir=
onment will launch a bold new age of confusion and social decay. For Americ=
a, the only choice is [indecipherable]!"</P>
<P>The candidates said they had not yet decided who would fill the offices =
of president, vice president, and a new post the nominees are calling "the =
middle president." They did, however, confirm that each would choose his or=
 her own full cabinet, would be able to veto any bills the others sign into=
 law, and would reserve the right to cast the tie-breaking, tie-making, and=
 tie-rebreaking votes in the Senate.</P>
<DIV class=3Darticle_photo style=3D"WIDTH: 250px">&nbsp; <A href=3D"xjavasc=
ript:void(0);" target=3D_blank onFiltered=3D"javascript:open('http://www.th=
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1647059&amp;partsno=3D2.4" width=3D250></A>=20
<P>The candidates on a campaign stop in Kansas.</P></DIV>
<P>"This nightmare ticket presents the American people with an unprecedente=
d lack of opportunity in 2008," <I>Washington Post</I> columnist Richard Co=
hen wrote Tuesday. "For just one vote, citizens will get four years of McCa=
in's brilliant temper, the incredible inexperience of Barack Obama, and the=
 powerful two-headed monster of Hillary and Bill Clinton."</P>
<P>"It will be very exciting to see what they're capable of destroying, " C=
ohen added. </P>
<P>According to campaign managers, the triple ticket will run on a revoluti=
onary new platform crafted during three highly contentious weeks in April. =
</P>
<P>At the top of the platform is a military strategy calling for the phased=
 withdrawal of .000006 brigades from Iraq and Afghanistan every seven month=
s over the next 350 years. Universal health care would also be provided, ta=
ken away on McCain's birthday, and then provided again only to those wealth=
y enough to afford it. Abortions would be made available on every other eve=
n-numbered Friday from 3:00 to 4:00 p.m. EST to all women who can prove res=
idency in Alaska or Nevada. And an entirely new immigration policy will be =
instituted, sources said, as soon as the candidates can stand to be in the =
same room with one another for more than five minutes. </P>
<P>Aides to Sen. Clinton also confirmed that the trio plans to create two s=
eparate federal governments=97one large and one small=97which would be inst=
ituted within the first 100 days of the Clinton/McCain/Obama White House or=
, according to Obama chief strategist David Axelrod, the Obama/McCain/Clint=
on White House. </P>
<P>"Getting three political all-stars together like this is a clear lose-lo=
se-lose situation for everyone involved," NBC correspondent Andrea Mitchell=
 said. "By themselves, none would have been capable of uniting the country.=
 But the possibilities of what they could do together to drive it ever furt=
her apart are limitless."</P>
<P>A CBS News/<I>New York Times</I> poll taken after the announcement revea=
led that the nightmare ticket has invigorated almost all voters, inspiring =
blacks, whites, senior citizens, college graduates, liberals, conservatives=
, both blue-collar and white-collar workers, and military veterans alike to=
 remain at home by the millions this November, exercising their American ri=
ght not to vote.</P>
<P>"So now a vote for Clinton is also a vote for McCain and Obama?" 43-year=
-old West Virginia resident Joe Biller said. "Jesus Christ."</P>Added Bille=
r. "Looks like I'll be going with Nader/LaRouche/Sharpton/Ventura/Edwards a=
fter all."</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV>=
</DIV><BR>

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